“Alden, would you be sailing, kayaking or walking to Cathedral Cove?” my Haka Tour mate Rakesh asked. “Oh, I’m taking the water taxi,” said I with alacrity, sending my tour mates into a paroxysm of laughter. The water taxi promised a ten-minute ride from Hahei Beach — after conquering Tongariro Alpine Crossing, the lazy me has earned the right to swear off all physical activities.